If you’re finding yourself a bit stressed out this holiday season, you might be in dire need of some masturbation for stress relief. Luckily, I’m here to help you, whether you need a quickie to scratch the itch or something long and slow and mindful. I’m able to fulfill all your holiday masturbation needs. Curious? Read on to find out more!

Masturbation For Stress Relief: Coming Out Of Denial

So maybe you’ve been locked in male chastity for Locktober and denied for No-Nut November. You’re probably desperate for some masturbation for stress relief right now, aren’t you? All that denial leads to a build-up of pressure inside you, and you’re probably longing for release. That’s great! I’m going to help you out a little.

Here’s the thing about stroking. It’s okay to overindulge sometimes. It’s like food: You can do it occasionally, as long as you know you’ll go back to healthier habits later. And there’s no better time to overindulge in masturbation of all types than the holidays. It goes along with all the other types of overindulging that we do around this time of year. And think of it this way: You can always go on a jerk-off diet in January if you need to. But for the time being, I’m here to help you go wild with your masturbation for stress relief purposes.

Overindulging In Masturbation With Mindfulness

Of course, as with everything else, it’s best that if you must overindulge, you should do it with mindfulness. This will help you both a.) enjoy your indulgence more, and b.) not do so much that it becomes detrimental to your health because you’re being mindful about it.

What does that mean, then, exactly? It just means that even if you’re only doing a quickie to scratch the itch, you should deliberately pay very close attention to what you’re doing. Even if you only do it for five minutes (or less!), you should be careful to concentrate on both the feelings the masturbation elicits and your reactions to them.

This will usually result in better orgasms, too, by the way. The more closely you pay attention to your masturbation, the better the possibility of a mind-blowing orgasm. Sometimes, though, that’s not the case….

Sometimes You Get A Ruined Orgasm

Sorry, guys. Sometimes, you get a ruined orgasm out of the deal, despite your best efforts. Sometimes, things just don’t work out like we want them to. Did company show up? Did the phone ring? Or did your Mistress just say no?

The occasional ruined orgasm is okay, though, even during masturbation for stress relief because it keeps you hungry for more. That means, you can indulge more later. Sounds nice, doesn’t it?

So these are my instructions to you this holiday season: As long as you have the permission of your Mistress, just go wild. Overindulge in masturbation. Let it help you blow off some steam and relieve the inevitable stress of the holidays. Like I said, you can go on a masturbation diet in January if you think you need it. For now, though, just enjoy the free-for-all. The time between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day is like the Wild West, anyway–lawless and crazy. So have fun with it!

And, naturally, if you need some help with your masturbation for stress relief, you can always give me a call. I love helping you guys out with your stroking. Consider it my gift to you!

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