Have you ever worried that your porn addiction was causing you trouble or otherwise bad for you? Well, stop that! The odds that you have a truly life altering addiction are very low, and it’s far more likely that you’ve fallen prey to our culture’s insidious Puritanical set of beliefs about pleasure and moral worth. You see, unless your porn addiction has gotten so out of hand that you’re unable to pay your bills, interact with loved ones, or otherwise are facing life destroying consequences, your “addiction” is more likely to be just a healthy coping mechanism.

Your Porn Addiction Is Fine

I mean, probably your porn addiction is fine. I don’t want to be too much of a Debbie Downer, but we do need to rein in some of our society’s ideas about what a problem is. Looking at porn, enjoying some masturbation, and even going out of your way to purchase custom porn just for your own enjoyment isn’t a bad thing! It can become a less than ideal situation if you’ve found yourself choosing to let the light bill go unpaid so you can pay for more time with a Mistress, or if you’ve ignored a loved one’s pleas for attention in order to go jerk off. But unless you’re at that level of fucked up? Good grief, let go of the cop inside your head and just enjoy your entertainment.

Pleasure Vs Puritan

I have an entire prepared speech with slides about how much I dislike the Puritanical thread of anti-pleasure in our society, but I’ll give you the Cliff’s Notes version. To declare that every single moment of our lives must be spent in only morally pure and worthwhile pursuits is fucking cruel and incredibly constraining on human beings. We weren’t meant to be purely productive cogs in a machine! We’re meant to write crappy poetry, lay around eating olives and cheese, and engage in the most quintessentially human actions of all: masturbation and sex. We, as a species, are maxed out for pleasure seeking behavior. Our brains crave the good happy brain chemistry, and our genitals are literally evolved for orgasmic pleasure! We don’t have an estrus cycle, we don’t go into heat or rut, we fuck all the time! Loading some sort of moral judgment on ourselves about our pleasure seeking ways? Preposterous.

When The Puritan In Your Head Gets Too Loud

We all have a little internal voice in our heads that tells us that we need to be productive, moral, upright, and better than we are. It’s our societal burden to bear. So when I tell you to fire the cop in your head, what I mean is: when that voice gets loud about how you can’t take fifteen minutes to masturbate because you “should be” doing something “useful”, break out some of these handy little affirmations and remind yourself that masturbation is in fact doing something useful! You’re resetting your blood pressure, providing your brain with endorphins and relieving your stress. You’ll be more productive after a nice little break to watch porn and touch yourself, plus if you can manage to fire the Puritan in your mind, you won’t feel crushing guilt and shame. We are not Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God, we are human beings with limited time and energy and masturbation and a little porn isn’t bad for us. You do not have a porn addiction just because you watched and wanked off!

Repeat After Me:

• I do NOT have a porn addition.
• Taking time for myself is a good thing.
• I do not have to be productive all the time.
• A break now prevents a breakdown later.
• I love being good to myself.
• Supporting porn artists is a good thing!
• By purchasing custom porn, I am rewarding myself and treating myself well.
• I will purchase my own custom porn to enjoy, and I will never feel guilty about that.

Wait, Custom Porn?!

In case you’re ready to purchase custom porn, allow me to remind you that we offer custom erotic audios, as well as pre-recorded non-custom audios! You can ask us to write a script and record it for you, to your exact specifications, or you can send us your script and we’ll get that done for you! Contact your favorite Mistress, or you can ask me to record something for you. I love making custom porn for my porn addiction clients, and I promise you that I’ll never judge you for what you do with my filthy erotic audios. By purchasing something from a creator directly you’re helping yourself to some awesome porn that no one else will ever get to enjoy, and also helping the creator you’ve asked to make porn for you. Remember: kick that inner Puritan cop out of your head, embrace your desires, and enter the world of custom porn just for you.

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