I know that you already know that masturbation is good. It’s good for you, good for the world! You should take the time to masturbate at work, at home, in your car before you start work (as long as no-one can peep in and see you, be a good pervert), on your lunch break, every morning and night!!! Jerk off, because it’s good for you and makes the whole world better. Worried about masturbating too much? No such thing! Use this affirmation to help affirm your right to wank and seek ecstasy.
Masturbation Is Good
Masturbation reduces stress and re-orients your attitude away from purely mental pursuits and towards physical concerns. For folks who spend a lot of time in their heads, doing cerebral work or otherwise disconnected from their own lived in bodies, masturbation can bring you back to yourself. I think a lot of people are very ‘tomorrow’ and ‘out there’ focused, instead of ‘here and now’ focused. So you should masturbate in order to become more present. Plus orgasms feel nice!
Masturbation May Affirmation
Get comfortable, perhaps even aroused and actively jerk yourself off. Read through this affirmation, and then recite it wholly or in part, to reaffirm your commitment to pleasure, the physical world, and to get present in the here and now. Enjoy all the Health Benefits of Masturbation!
I am here, in this body, breathing.
As I breathe, I am aware of my body.
I am aware of my body, the bones of my being and muscles that impel me.
My body is restful, relaxed, at ease.
The breathe that moves through me animates my being.
My awareness moves through all of my being.
I am here, in my body. I breathe and move.As I breathe, my hands touch.
I touch my skin, and caress with care.
To express connection to myself is to connect to the world.
This embodied world contains all that I love.
All that I care for is here, in this world.
I touch the world through my skin.
I breathe, I move, I touch. Arousal follows.As I touch all the parts of the world, I touch all the parts of myself.
I touch myself, in all places and parts, whole and separate.
To be whole is to be united in myself. I am united.
There are no parts of myself that are hidden or shameful.
I touch my genitals and hidden places with joy and reverence.
I touch my chest, my stomach, my legs and arms, with joy and reverence.
All of touch is masturbation, as all of myself is connected, united.To touch my arms is to stroke my cock.
To caress my stomach arouses my nipples.
One is all, and I am all and one.
I masturbate myself with every caress.
To masturbate is good.
To touch in an unconnected, disjointed world, is holy.
I touch myself, and through myself, I touch the world.I masturbate, I touch.
I breathe, deeply, feeling myself aroused and aware.
I masturbate because it is good.
To masturbate is to remind myself that this flesh is good.
I am good. I am holy, worthy, whole, and united.
This world is holy, worthy, whole, and united.
I am the world.
As I orgasm, the world orgasms.I masturbate. I touch. I cum.
Ready to Masturbate?
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